EGGHEAD

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First meeting EGGHEAD ends in
shameless smoking and drinking frenzy!
Reunion gig 2008 postponed for another year!
Hold on to your tickets!

here they are...
four tosspots without ambition...



Due to extreme gravity enforcement policies it is decided that former members of our beloved band should stay with both feet steady on the holy soil of mother earth.
If this is refused by one of them he must be shot at once.
This must be done in a gentle way so no one will get hurt.
Thank you

Other news: The weather should adjust more towards the predictions to prevent a feeling of disappointment by the public concerning it. We now have official proof that it is NOT possible for the majority to adjust to the weather. What this has got to do with EGGHEAD is not clear at this point

Er zijn valse namaak opnames gevonden van de nieuw uit te brengen verzamel cd van onze helden. De valse opnames zijn nauwelijks te onderscheiden van de echte namaakopnames die al langer circuleren. De cd zal zeker niet nog dit jaar uitkomen op Tedious Records en bevat alle hoogtepunt uit het tienjarig bestaan van de band.

The text above is in DUTCH. Trying to address the Dutch in their own native language will usually result in a reply in English.
The Dutch language is extremely hard to pronounce and most Dutch people will perceive a foreigner trying to speak Dutch as someone who's having great difficulties trying to express him or herself. If you insist on speaking Dutch though, this is no problem and the Dutch will often correct you or help you with the correct pronunciation of words. The Dutch will find it charming that someone is trying, although he will be genuinely surprised that a foreigner is attempting to learn his language.

Egghead performed with many famous acts but remained infamous itself. This is extremely hard, but we think they did a hell of a good job on this. The risk of gaining fame when you support acts like Cardiacs or Sick Of It All or Green Lizard or Claw Boys Claw is lurking, but somehow they managed to keep out of the spotlights. We know no other band who did a better job in staying unknown to this big a crowd as Egghead did in the nineties. The number of people NOT knowing of Eggheads existence at some point reached a magical 5 and a half billion. And this number is still rising!


To get the fuck out of here: